http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143 en Davenport sisters 07 support@podhoster.com Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:58:29 -0600 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600 Music Pod Hoster - podhoster.com 180 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/media/images/ccicon02-kara_sepia_mods.jpg http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143 Music o' Gears for Steampunk Ears The Clockwork Cabaret is a weekly radio show hosted by the darling Davenport sisters, Emmett and Klaude, on WCOM 103.5 FM-LP in Chapel Hill/Carrboro, NC, every Monday at 11pm. And, you can call in to the show via the telephone at 919.929.9601. We play the "Music o' Gears", an anachronistic style of music that will make you long for the days gone by. A wide assortment of jazz, blues, goth, folk, swing, gypsy punk, dark cabaret, steampunk, classical and other related genres. So, pour yourself a glass of port or a nice cup of tea and give us a listen. The Clockwork Cabaret clockworkcabaret@gmail.com Emmett & Klaude Davenport no no http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=17004 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=17004 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are strangely subdued this show. Perhaps, it's the fact that they have missed one of their favorite musicians perform... Or they're recuperating from the weekend's adventures... or they have both been given a glass of warm milk. Your guess is as good as mine. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16854 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16854 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude recounts a tale of adventure, which we will forever call,'Fists of Floss'. Listen in to hear the exciting tale! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Emmett's,Poetry,Corner" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16730 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16730 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett's weekly delivery of newspapers from around the globe goes awry, as the newsie will not stop dancing around the airship during the beginning of the show. steampunk ,"Davenport,Sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,"Klaude's,Covers,Corner" ,"Emmett's,Poetry,Corner" ,"Dear,Prudence" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16622 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16622 The Clockwork Cabaret no no With Klaude out of commission due to a cold brought on by a plunge into the freezing waters of the Gulf of Mexico, Emmett is left to man the show by herself... but, thankfully, the lovely Miss Joei Reed hops aboard the Calpurnia just in time. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Emmett,Davenport" ,"Joei,Reed" ,"Word,Derby" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16527 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16527 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude has become Sgt. Sadpants & Emmett has a frog in her throat, so both sisters are felling a bit down, but they soldier on! They have a brief salute to Monsieur Jules Verne & play a boatload of music. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Jules,Verne" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16401 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16401 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters enjoy their day of leisure due to a snowstorm they encounter while flying around the Carolinas. However, Emmett quickly succumbs to cabin fever and almost forgets to turn on the recording device. Thankfully, it's caught almost immediately after the show starts... and, hilarity ensues, as per usual. Poetry Corner and a Dear Prudence letter are shared. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Dear,Prudence" , 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16302 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16302 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Tonight's show finds the sisters celebrating 'Burns Day', so sit back, pour yourself a whiskey & listen to some poetry & music from Scotland. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Burns,Day" , 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16189 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16189 The Clockwork Cabaret no no With the recent hacking of one of the show's aetherweb profiles by CLANNG, the sisters were inspired to put on a show as if they were the Durmstrang sisters... of course, the ruse could not be maintained, as a fit of giggles erupt from Klaude. The show resumes it's normalcy and they present 2 new segments - 'Klaude's Covers Corner' and 'The Grand Debate'. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,CLANNG 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16085 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=16085 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Without the bombastic wit & banter of Phineas P. Moneyload, are the sisters doomed to a show of mediocrity? Perhaps, perhaps not. But, you'll never know, if you don't tune in! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Dear,Prudence" ,poetry 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15956 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabart) steampunk Tue, 05 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15956 The Clockwork Cabaret no no It is the future, the year 2010! This marks the first episode of the new year, and it is filled with the same plethora of ridiculousness we brought you last year. So no real change then. Except for Phineas' hoverboots and the fact Emmett can shoot lasers from her eyes. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15883 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15883 The Clockwork Cabaret no no This show is a very special one, as we celebrate our 2 year anniversary marked by our 101st episode. We have Dexter Romweber & the New Romans joining us, as well as, some of the usual suspects and many shout-outs from our listeners. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,"Dexter,Romweber,&,the,New,Romans" ,Anniversary 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15811 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15811 The Clockwork Cabaret no no We wish you a steampunk Christmas; We wish you a steampunk Christmas; We wish you a steampunk Christmas and a Happy New Year! Brass goggles we bring to you & your crew; Good tidings we bring for all of you! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Christmas ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15715 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15715 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Join us for another fun-filled adventure in which Klaude is distracted from a rant, Phineas is loaded up on sugar, and Emmett is recovering from an injury. So, essentially it's business as usual here in the Calpurnia. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15618 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15618 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The return of Klaude & Phineas P. Moneyload causes the Calpurnia to bust at the seams with the giggles, so we should warn you, our gentle listeners, there is much merriment, mayhem & mirth in this episode, plus a good deal of frolicking. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15479 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15479 The Clockwork Cabaret no no With Klaude off to London, Emmett had hopes of enjoying the quiet to do some research, reading, cooking & other projects around the Calpurnia. But, little did she know that her relaxation would be shattered by cousin, Hortense. Luckily, for you, dear listeners, Emmett was able to sooth Hortense to sleep with a nice glass of tea prior to the show. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15393 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15393 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude & Emmett discuss the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving, trips abroad, poetry, a Dear Prudence letter, Emmett's disturbing holiday ritual, a new band name, and a blast from Klaude's past. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" ,thanksgiving 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15282 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15282 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett tells of her adventure to visit Mrs. Theodosia Wormwood (Rupert's mother) in her most desperate hour... which is discovered to be fashion related and not at all dire. Klaude mentions her upcoming visit across the pond. And, the sisters share their music, poetry, and various other thingamajigs. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Theodosia,Wormwood" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15166 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15166 The Clockwork Cabaret no no A request for a Word Derby or Haiku Off, which will henceforth be known as a "Syllable Fun Time Cavalcade" (thanks to Phineas), prompts the sisters to write several haikus with words submitted by listeners. steampunk,"davenport,sisters",haiku,"word,derby" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15068 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=15068 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are weary from a weekend of friends, frights, and fun thanks to the Eccentrik Festival. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" , 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14963 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14963 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Once upon a midnight dreary, shunning music that was cheery, And pondering over many a quaint and curious tale of yore. The Davenport's toes set to tapping while their mouths were loudly yapping, Suddenly there came a rapping, rapping from the airship door, "What in the hecks is that?!" they wondered, staring at the airship door. And then the sound, it came once more. That sound was the Davenport sister's holiday spooktacular! Join Emmett and Klaude as they revel in the history, myth and music of Halloween. ASTOUND as they reveal to you a thousand and one ways to maim your party guests with traditional Halloween games, DELIGHT in the auditory horrors that await your bleeding eardrums, and SCREAM with delight at Emmett's poetry corner. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters", ,halloween 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14847 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14847 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters wax poetic about the importance of pie as a lubrication in the wheels of radio programming, discuss the upcoming Eccentrik Festival, and ask the question poking wrinkly folds of our collective brain-meats, "What is Phineas P. Moneyload doing on the Moon?" steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Moon 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14745 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14745 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters regale their listeners with a load of new music, tales of fright in preparation of Halloween, and dissect the worlds worst love spell. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14634 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14634 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude tells the tale of her daring escape from the asylum, Emmett runs off to bed with a case of The Ick. And, there is discussion of a serious nature regarding a puppy delivery service. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14398 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14398 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude reveals that she is planning to make a break from the Asylum. And, once again, we find Emmett bemoaning the fact that there are no good steampunk jokes out there. And, never ones to disappoint Miss Mopey Bloomers, Mister Moneyload, Klaude and some of our distant friends help to rectify the situation with ridiculous results. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,jokes 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14303 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14303 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters share excerpts from some of Mister Wells' stories, as well as, some of lesser known facts about one of the "Fathers of Science Fiction". steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,"H.G.,Wells" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14186 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14186 The Clockwork Cabaret no no After hearing that Klaude was not going to be allowed out on work release due to an infraction in the Asylum. Emmett started to contemplate her upcoming birthday, all the recent tragedies and was becoming once again Miss Mopey Bloomers, but thanks to the arrival of Phineas P. Moneyload, tonight's show was saved from being a solemn occasion. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Emmett's,birthday" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14090 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=14090 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude is once again out on work release for the show. Emmett returned early from Dragon*Con, due to CLANNG's untimely arrival at the event. But despite these trials & tribulations, the sisters are in fine spirits as they celebrate Phineas P. Moneyload's birthday. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13978 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (Clockwork Cabaret) Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13978 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13883 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13883 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Calpurnia is invaded by a group of refugees from the Clockwork Ball. What will the sisters do? steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13781 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13781 The Clockwork Cabaret no no In which it is established that Klaude Davenport is a Gooseberry Fool, Emmett Davenport reveals her plans to sell umbrellas and parasols via a full body parasol support structure and Phineas P Moneyload discovers the remains of last week's sponsors (and the better part of his dignity) beneath a pile of floating goats. All this and more in store for you in Episode 82! steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13708 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13708 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters give thanks for a recent gift and discuss an upcoming event that may involve throwing wrenches. Plus, Mister Moneyload shares a tale of woe. steampunk 02:03:49 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13609 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13609 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are dizzy on lemonade and blueberry pancakes, spinning wild ideas of positivity and learning they don't need kazoos when they have their own mouths. steampunk,,clockwork,cabaret 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13533 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13533 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Deep in the bowels of the Calpurnia lurks the sinister and somewhat tiny Edward Carapace, who likes to pop out and scare the sisters & Phineas at the most inopportune times. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13435 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13435 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude has returned from her adventure and regales us with her tale of self-doubt and lost relaxation. Emmett's attempt at a Tom Waits impression has left her with a loss of voice and bad cough. Join us for this week's installment! steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13328 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13328 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Come, steampunks, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Let Emmett regale you with tales of the great detective, Sherlock Holmes! steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13220 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13220 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Davenport sisters play a few ditties to celebrate Tesla's birthday just a few days early (for a full Nikola Tesla themed birthday show please listen to Episode 24: Happy Birthday Nikola Tesla, from July 08). V Victrola Albion has taught the sisters a new game that they play on air and Klaude shares a new Dear Prudence letter concerning the shaking of hands. steampunk,,clockwork,cabaret 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13123 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13123 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters play the Glad Game and share their lists of the simple things that make them happy. A brief recap of the June Clockwork Ball and a list of helpful things not to say to steampunk dj's are included in this week's program. steampunk,,davenport,sisters,,clockwork,cabaret 02:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13022 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=13022 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude and Emmett have had a very bad no good day. Emmett is still trying to recover from the squid flue, while Klaude seems to be having even less luck than normal with her adventures. Even the simple act of walking down the stairs ends in disaster. Enjoy some of the sisters favorite down tempo songs as they wallow in a stew of their own mopey-ness. Clockwork,Cabaret,,steampunk,,Clockwork,,Cabaret,,Davenport 02:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12900 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12900 Clockwork Cabaret no no Episode 73: Klaude's Bee-rthday Emmett, Klaude and Phineas P Moneyload celebrate the anniversary of Klaude's birth. The sisters play some of Klaude's favorite music, Klaude related poetry is read, songs are sung, and Klaude almost overdoses on birthday. steampunk,,clockwork,cabaret 02:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12792 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12792 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters answer listeners questions about steampunk and themselves. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12664 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12664 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett and Klaude Davenport wax whimsical on their lovely weekend adventure at Con Carolinas Aught Nine. The girls brainstorm possible steampunk themed adventure groups, the Gear Guides and Cog Cadets. Merit badges to follow. steampunk 02:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12577 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 27 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12577 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters relate the adventurous adventures of their panel at Animazement and look forward to all the good-times fun to be had at ConCarolinas. Also, Klaude talks about her least favorite platitude. steampunk,,steam,,punk,,Davenport,Sisters,,Clockwork,Cabaret 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12472 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 19 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12472 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude reveals the bone-shattering truth about Eugenia Nolfet. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12371 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12371 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Much is revealed about Emmett's trip abroad, the escape of Rupert, a visit from the long absent Phineas P. Moneyload, and a creation of a new word 'scrumble' by Klaude returns the show to its regular silliness. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12250 theslowpoisoner.com 5.4.09 Playlist: Adam Ant - Stand and Deliver Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell The Slow Poisoner - Come to Me INTERVIEW PART ONE Slow Poisoner - Swamp Gal The Decemberists - The Rake's Song Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - The Weeping Song The Slow Poisoners - Curtains! DeVotchKa - Venus in Furs INTERVIEW PART THE SECOND The Slow Poisoner - The Weeds Took Over the Town 2 Man Gentleman Band - There'll Be Time For Loving The Slow Poisoner - The Hex Tom Waits - We're All Mad Here The Slow Poisoner - The Shriek! Beirut - Postcards from Italy INTERVIEW PART FINALE The Slow Poisoner - Roadside Altar ]]> clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 05 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12250 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude is accompanied by two dear friends recently returned from adventures, Victoria triumphant over her trials and tribulations in China and Phineas returns after a month's strange hiatus. Klaude presents a salute to one of her favorite acts: The Slow Poisoner. Presented herein for your amusement is the full Slow Poisoners interview, so settle down and join Klaude and friend for a discussion of all things strange and unusual. For more information, you know what to do. <a href="http://www.theslowpoisoner.com">theslowpoisoner.com</a> steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12195 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Fri, 01 May 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12195 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude throws a tastefully quiet and demure tea party while her sister is away. Almost nothing is broken that cannot be fixed and nearly everyone leaves with the same hat they arrived in. Many thanks to Derek and friend of Bohemian Noir Photography, the lovely Joei Reed of tiny hat fame and my spiritualist friend Mr Edwin. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12056 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=12056 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude hosts the program herself while her sister is off in Europe and shares some very special facts on the subject of incarceration. A new non-botched invention, some of Klaude's favorite music and a frank discussion of blues singer names takes place on this week's program. Oh, and also she has a bunch of CLANNG members tied up in her basement, but she can't remember exactly how many she put down there. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11885 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11885 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters show their love and wax poetic about the steampunk scene. They also babble incessantly at each other as they celebrate Klaude's return from out west and prepare for Emmett to be away on business. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11760 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11760 The Clockwork Cabaret no no While the Klaude's away, the Emmett will play. Of course, that also seems to entail having some recording issues and as Emmett is not all that savvy in the technical department, you'll have to forgive her. Somehow the opening of the show and the last song have disappeared from the cylinder. Hopefully, Klaude will know what to do when she returns from her journey to the west. Keep your fingers crossed! steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11644 added by Emmett Lovely! I present my little sister, everybody! I'm finished with all this nonsense too. Good riddance to clumsy, unreliable rubbish. I hope you can remember the better times of the show, but right now all I can think about is wanting to blast her airship out of the sky. I'm sorry it had to end like this. Another disastrous incident in my disastrous life. 3.30.09 Playlist DeVotchKa - Charlotte Mittnact (the fabulous destiny of...) Emilie Autumn - The Art of Suicide Fad Gadget - Collapsing New People Miranda Sex Garden - Havana Lied The Damned - Anything Siouxsie and the Banshees - This Town Ain't Big Enough for the Both of Us Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Curse of Milhaven Rasputina - Gingerbread coffin Gothic Archies - Smile! No One Cares How You Feel Sinead O'Connor - The Last Day of Our Acquaintance The Slow Poisoners - Todo Es Mal! Harlequin Jones - Hope You're Rotting Squirrel Nut Zippers - It's Over Nina Hagen - Let's Call the Whole Thing Off Johnny Cash - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face Ethel Merman and Howard Keel - Anything You Can Do Tom Waits - Going Out West Pink Martini - Que Sera Sera Gavin Friday and the Man Seezer - Another Blow on the Bruise Edith Piaf - La Vie En Rose Flogging Molly - Worst Day Since Yesterday Puppini Sisters - It's Not Over (Death or the Toy Piano) Tiger Lillies - ABC (Arsenical Bun) Real Tuesday Weld - Cloud Cuckooland Dr Steel - Back and Forth They Men That Will Not Be Named For Nothing - A Traditional Victorian Gentlemen's Boasting Song Mr B, Gentlemen Rhymer - Let Me Smoke My Pipe ]]> clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11644 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude here. I've had it up to my lunatic fringe with all the nonsense I've had to tolerate from my sister. I'm so sorry to leave you all this way, but I'm through. I can't take it anymore. I'm done, I'm out, I'm flying away. She can post the audio to the podcast or not, who cares? I'm getting in Time Out with my bees and I'm flying as far away from her as I can. Bollocks to this. I promised I'd post our last playlist. Now I'm finished. Best to you all. Please don't hold it against me. <i>added by Emmett</i> Lovely! I present my little sister, everybody! I'm finished with all this nonsense too. Good riddance to clumsy, unreliable rubbish. I hope you can remember the better times of the show, but right now all I can think about is wanting to blast her airship out of the sky. I'm sorry it had to end like this. Another disastrous incident in my disastrous life. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11518 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11518 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Both of the sisters had a rough weekend and are a bit exhausted. So to amuse themselves they ask their listeners to tell them words or phrases that they don't like the sound of... like, bulbous or fish sandwich. steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11370 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11370 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Davenport sisters never pass up an opportunity to start the party early. A full day early. Please enjoy this festive Preemptive St Patrick's Day Strike! Now with 100% more Phineas P Moneyload than the last few program! Limericks! Stories! Irish Jokes! A Certificate to Drink in the Street! So here's a health to your enemies' enemies. (Unless you are CLANNG, in which case 'Here's a potato, shoved in your face. May it take root there and overgrow your brain.') steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11264 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11264 The Clockwork Cabaret no no During the testing phase of the 'Klaudamated Slapamaphone', poor Klaude was slapped back hard enough that it caused her to be laid up for a few days. So, Emmett is left to handle the show by herself. But, not to fear, dear listeners, all this means is that the 'Steamo' contest has been postponed for one week, giving all you Mr & Miss Pokeys a chance to get in your submissions. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11139 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11139 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Thanks to a listeners suggestion the sisters run a contest to make name a Steampunk/Emo (now dubbed Steamo) band. Is this a good thing? The sisters aren't quite sure but it certainly makes them laugh. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11041 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11041 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are surprised by a delivery of hats, and not just normal hats - a squid hat and a bee hat! Which, of course, causes the sisters to breakdown in uncontrollable laughter. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:59:04 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10880 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10880 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Davenport sisters and Phineas enjoy an evening in each other's company. A new postcard in the increasingly disasterous life of the Klaude-o-tron is read alud, new music releases are discussed and future travel plans are bandied about. Oddly, without any attempt to do so, Emmett manages to play three songs that begin with train noises, and Klaude wonders if it's not a sign to stay away from trains for awhile. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 02:03:49 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10901 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10901 The Clockwork Cabaret no no "Bah Lovebug." is how Emmett feels about the approaching Valentine's Day, but not to fear as Klaude tries to cheer her up with a Word Derby. The sisters also amuse themselves with 'Steampunk pickup lines'. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Word,Derby" , 02:07:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10902 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10902 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are gearing up for Valentine's day with a list of giftables from Etsy and a request to be Klaude's Valentine. Dear Prudence answers a letter with aplomb (a chicken?) and the sisters share two new postcards from the continuing world adventures of the Klaude O Tron. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Klaude-o-tron ,"Dear,Prudence" 02:08:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10903 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10903 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Tonight we find the sisters celebrating the one year anniversary of the show by 'Judging Books by their Covers'. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:08:10 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10904 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10904 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Tonight, we find Emmett alone yet again in the Calpurnia, while dear Klaude is adventuring in the city of Washington, DC far below. Klaude is enjoying herself in the capital prior to the inauguration of the President Elect - "The Reanimated Corpse of Prince Albert with the brain of Marie Curie & the Right Arm of a Monkey". steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" , 02:02:05 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10905 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10905 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Sisters Davenport regret to inform you that their intertubes have been broken in a horrific "turning around" accident. You know how it is, Klaude gets all excited, starts singing along with an a cappella cover of Bonnie Tyler's 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' and shatters all our intertubes. Unfortunately in attempting to fix the intertubes she left some tools out for Emmett to trip over and our recording cylendars were smashed into bits. Accept our most clumsiest of apologies for this sad news; we will endeavor to return next week, stronger, better and 100% more intertubier at which point we will provide our promised "judging albums by their cover art" program. In case you want to reconstruct the shattered remains of our dignity playlist for the evening we will provide it below. Even through our clumsiness we remember to transcribe our doings. Won't that help to make amends? steampunk 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10906 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10906 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude is triumphantly back from her adventures in failed concerts and in between ramblings the sisters decide steampunks need some punchy insults for one another. So put this in your bubble pipe, Sherlock! Next week's program: "We Successfully Judged That Book By It's Cover!" Albums, bands and songs we judged to be steampunk purely from their name and album art. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:04:09 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10907 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 29 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10907 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett is left alone on the Calpurnia, while Klaude ventures into Washington, DC. But, Klaude concerned about her sister's propensity for gloominess, decides to create the Klaude-o-tron to keep Emmett company. The Klaude-o-tron looms. What clockwork horror awaits Our hero Emmett? steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Klaude-o-tron 02:03:34 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10908 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10908 The Clockwork Cabaret no no We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and that our stupid equipment worked properly... The Davenport Sisters wanted to bring you a two hour Christmas special chock-a-block full of special guests, surprise sing alongs, monkeys on tricycles, Emmett's hip-hoperatic translation of the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, instead they're bringing you the first hour of this festive holiday failure and keeping their fingers crossed that next year the equipment doesn't explode half way through the show. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Christmas 00:57:08 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10909 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10909 The Clockwork Cabaret no no In an effort to improve Emmett's increasingly foul holiday mood, Klaude creates an attitude modifier that unfortunately reverts Emmett's brain back to her toddler years. Oh for the days of the Mopey Pants to return! Will Klaude be able to maintain her sanity while raising a toddler on her own? Will Emmett's brain ever return? And is Klaude really a doodie face? steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:58:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10910 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10910 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters enjoy the slightly earlier time slot and prove that no matter what time it is, they're still a bucket full of goofy. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:15:58 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10936 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10936 The Clockwork Cabaret no no This is our final show on Tuesday nights, starting next week we will be airing on Mondays @ 11pm. So, join us at our new time slot. Otherwise, enjoy this tasteful program containing only the finest in musical selections for Emmett's bat-poop crazy fiance in honor of his birthday. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Rupert,Wormwood" 02:00:55 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10937 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10937 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude has been locked in the lab for what she thinks is months. Emmett has to break the news that only a week has gone by. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:00:46 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10938 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10938 The Clockwork Cabaret no no This evening's show finds the sisters playing nothing but covers of other songs. This is a perfect example of steampunk - making something old new again. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:02:30 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11042 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11042 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Every time Emmett tries to play music, she is shocked by something. Is it some kind of experiment that Klaude is doing or is she simply tormenting Emmett? steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 01:59:46 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11151 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11151 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11043 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11043 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters celebrate halloween with spooky sound effects, songs, and poems. What are you going to be? steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,halloween 02:02:43 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11044 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11044 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are gearing up (no pun intended) for the Eccentrik Festival, where they will be acting as MCs. In the meantime to distract themselves from the impending craziness, Klaude suggests doing madlibs (henceforth, to be called Word Derbies) with their listeners. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" ,"word,derby" 02:03:47 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11045 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11045 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude offers tickets to Eccentrik Festival to anyone who can figure out an anagram, Emmett sneaks clues to listeners, a 'Dear Prudence' letter is read, and much silliness is had by all. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Dear,Prudence" 02:03:49 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11046 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11046 The Clockwork Cabaret no no How do you spell 'Lackadaisical'? E-M-M-E-T-T or K-L-A-U-D-E. The sisters return to their silly antics - answer some letters, birthday wishes, write impromptu poems. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:06:45 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11047 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11047 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters almost forget to turn on the recording device before starting their show, but luckily Klaude reminded Emmett just in time. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:01:54 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11048 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11048 The Clockwork Cabaret no no With the recent illness of Emmett, we slowly return to the regular screwball antics of the sisters. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:01:53 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11049 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 16 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11049 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Tonight we find Klaude in a fine mood as she tries to cheer up poor sick Emmett with some birthday fun. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:02:54 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11050 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11050 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Tonight finds the sisters in the wilds of Africa... the Calpurnia has been grounded temporarily, due to being caught in a bad storm in the Atlantic. Klaude had to hire several carpenters to repair a hole in the hull, and figure out how to remove sand from the engine. Emmett commandeered a lovely steamboat, called The Queen of Sheba, while they wait for repairs. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 01:59:35 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11051 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11051 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters have returned from Dragon*Con '08, and are exhausted. However, they offer to answer listeners questions in an effort to keep themselves awake & entertained. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:00:35 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11031 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11031 The Clockwork Cabaret no no We here at the Clockwork Cabaret would like to salute the creator of Frankenstein, Mary Shelley. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11030 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11030 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Klaude is infuriated, aggravated, seething, and other words of rage. Can Emmett possibly cheer her up? steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11029 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 12 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11029 The Clockwork Cabaret no no We would like to take a moment to celebrate the birth of a great man of the realm, a knight of the highest order... Sir Mixalot! So, excited about the show, dear Emmett almost forgot to turn on the recording device, but luckily remembered shortly into the programming. We bring you the show, already in progress. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Sir,Mixa;ot" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11028 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 05 Aug 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11028 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters start the show with no idea what they're going to do, but quickly find a theme... Animals! And, Klaude gets slightly distracted by squids. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11027 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11027 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett snuck on to the air early to help out 'The Present Day Composer'. Poor Klaude is feeling cranky and needs cheering up. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11026 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11026 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Once again we find the sisters asking for nouns, so that they may write poetry on the fly for their listeners amusement. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,poetry 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11025 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11025 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters talk about a variety of things, like, lemonade pie, their trip to Tarboro, NC and write poems on the fly thanks to a callers suggestion. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,poetry 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11024 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11024 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Join the Davenports, while they celebrate the birth of one of their favorite inventors, Nikola Tesla. They shall regale you with the wonderful poems sent in by our listeners about this 'Mad Scientist', and the story of his remarkable life. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,"Nikola,Tesla" , 02:05:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11018 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11018 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters prepare for their outing to Tarboro, NC, not to mention the celebration of Nikola Tesla's birthday next week. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:05:46 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11017 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11017 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Join us as Emmett sneaks onto the air a few hours early while Klaude is in the dinghy, Time Out, doing who knows what. And, it looks like it was a good thing we did, as CLANNG interrupts our broadcast, and kills our podcast transmitting device. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG 03:18:35 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11023 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11023 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11016 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11016 The Clockwork Cabaret no no On tonight's show, we celebrate Klaude's birthday! Much silliness occurs as we dedicate the show to the youngest of the Davenport sisters. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Birthday 02:04:18 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11015 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11015 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are excited about upcoming events and recent escapades. Emmett has brewed a big pot of coffee for herself and a pot of tea for Klaude. So, sit back and listen in on the show. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,coffee,tea 02:02:44 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11014 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 27 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11014 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The sisters are brought low by a bad case of the sniffles, and with many a box of tissue they continue on with the show. What a pair of troupers! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:59:49 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11013 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 20 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11013 The Clockwork Cabaret no no We would like to give a heartfelt thank you to all of those who helped Klaude gather the items for the list from CLANNG, and made it possible for Emmett to return home. We will be contacting the winner's shortly to arrange delivery of their prizes. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Contest 02:03:32 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10998 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 12 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10998 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Calpurnia is in chaos while Emmett is still being held captive by CLANNG, Klaude is searching for all of the items needed for her safe return. And to top off matters, their Aunt Fannie has sent cousin, Hortense, to cheer up Klaude. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG ,Hortense, 02:02:24 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10997 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 06 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10997 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Many months ago the sisters had a chance to sit down with Melora Creager of Rasputina. Tonight's episode finally shares the results with our listeners. However, there's a dark cloud hanging over these normally happy proceedings... Emmett has gone missing, and it looks like CLANNG is involved. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Rasputina 02:03:11 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11022 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11022 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10996 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10996 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Once again we return to harass poor Reverend Midnite during his program, The Phantom Frequency. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:58:03 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10995 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10995 The Clockwork Cabaret no no After the sisters return from Knoxville, they are so incredibly giddy and energized that they can barely contain themselves. steampunk ,"davenport,sisters" 02:06:04 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10994 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10994 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Listen in as the sisters prepare for their first trip to Knoxville, TN to deejay a live show at Temple. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:03:48 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10993 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10993 The Clockwork Cabaret no no A bedazzling bedazzlement of musical sundries, and chatty sundries. We discuss what could be more sundry than Emmett's bloomers? And did anyone write a song called "Coal Mining Wombat"? All this and more awaits you deep in the steam powered heart of The Clockwork Cabaret! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 02:00:31 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10992 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10992 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Welcome, dear listeners to the CLANNGwork Cabaret! The Davenport Sisters have been captured by CLANNG and forced to play only what CLANNG wants them to! Enjoy this festival of rage, evil, songs about jails and all the mockney you can stomach. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG , 02:01:36 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10991 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10991 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Emmett & Klaude struggle with the burden of avoiding CLANNG and suffer from one too many late nights in a row. Join the Davenport sisters as they try to keep themselves awake and alert, despite hallucinations, koalas and their desperate need to play lullabies. steampunk ,koalas ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG 02:01:22 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10990 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10990 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Hello lovelies, please enjoy this trifle from last month. A Night with the Clockwork Cabaret, a delightful hour long program wherein the sisters Davenport invade another radio program called The Phantom Frequency and delight the Reverend Jynxx Midnite's usual listeners with their strange melange of odd tunes. After their hour long program stick around to hear the regularly scheduled Phantom Frequency as hosted by Rev. Midnite, with guests DJ Mephi & DJ Mouse. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:21:37 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11021 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11021 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10989 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10989 The Clockwork Cabaret no no The Davenport sisters spent a lazy evening floating placidly above what they believe to be Kansas discussing apple pies & telling stories of the strange and startling lives of inventors and big thinkers. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,Kansas 02:04:32 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10974 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10974 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Poor Reverend Jynxx Midnite of the Phantom Frequency just can't cut a break, can he? For the second month now, the darling Davenports invade his program and amuse/confuse his regular guests with their unique brand of strange Neo-Victorian programming. For those who're interested in the further exploits of The Phantom Frequency, the full and epic 3 hour podcast can be found at the good Reverend's own podcast site. As the Davenport sisters made their escape two other girl DJs seem to have snuck into the station, and stayed around to play music and bother Reverend Jynxx. He really can't get a break. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:12:55 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10978 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 04 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10978 The Clockwork Cabaret no no "Spring has sprung, but where is Klaude?", wonders poor Emmett Davenport as she is forced to do the show all on her own. Klaude has been missing from the Calpurnia for days, and Emmett worries she may have run off to do something rash. Emmett soldiers through, however, and has invited along young Miss Victoria Everglott to join the show; a cultural anthropologist and renowned tea drinker who will give us all a brief lesson in how to properly order tea in Chinese. Emmett regales us all with songs about rain and spring... But wait! What are those heavy footsteps running down the hallway? Is Klaude about to join us or have CLANNG finally tracked down the sisters? All this and more in the latest installment of The Clockwork Cabaret. steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,CLANNG ,"Victoria,Everglott" 02:00:22 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10976 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10976 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Bonjour! Or perhaps bonsoir, gentle listeners, apply as the current time would dictate. The Davenport sisters would like to present you with episode 5 of The Clockwork Cabaret. What happened to episodes 3 and 4, you ask? Epic failure of the Davenport sisters' recording devices led to an unrecorded third show, an poor Klaude half blew up not only herself, but also the cylinder on which episode four was recorded. She's had a pout and a sulk over that mistake, and hopefully learned her lesson. Which brings us to... Episode Cinq! The sisters hover peacefully above Paris on this lovely February night. Emmett delights with tales of her most memorable visit to Paris and poetry from Baudelaire, while Klaude shares another installment in her modest collection of botched inventions and the sisters enjoy the inevitable visit by Phineas P. Moneyload, Rogue Financier. The sisters also have a thrilling announcement and invitation which they wish to extend via the following aethernet website for your presence attending The Clockwork Ball. A la prochaine, dear listeners! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,French ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" 02:00:52 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11020 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11020 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11019 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 12 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=11019 no no 00:00:00 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10881 clockworkcabart@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10881 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Hovering peacefully over the sea on a return trip from China (Klaude had a sudden and overwhelming desire for some Ma Por Tofu), the sisters Davenport decide to open the portholes on the airship Calpurnia to let in the salty breezes and let down some nets for a little light fishing. Join them on this peaceful evening for music and poetry on the theme of the ocean. This show includes Klaude's book review of Jeff Noon's 'Automated Alice' and a visit from Phineas P. Moneyload, Rogue Financier! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" ,China ,"Phineas,P.,Moneyload" ,"Book,Review" ,"Poetry" 01:35:57 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10879 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10879 The Clockwork Cabaret no no Ladies & Gentlemen, allow your clockwork assistants to wind down, remove the grimy goggles from your face and that soot and oil covered leather glove from your hand. Oh! You've a mechanical appendage underneath! Well, isn't that clever! Ladies and Gents, present that hand to be heartily shaken by the Davenport sisters. They're here to amuse and beguile with their first proper radio broadcast from aboard the Airship Calpurnia. These adorable steampunk adventurers face their first annoyance with the mortal enemies, CLANNG, when poor Emmett's microphone is suddenly and horribly silenced! Listen as the Davenport sisters tell you the tale of woe of how they became orphans of the sky, and allow them to introduce themselves, their work and their lives to you, dear listener. Until next week, full steam ahead! steampunk ,Introduction ,"Davenport,sisters" 01:53:41 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10878 clockworkcabaret@gmail.com (The Clockwork Cabaret) steampunk Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0600 http://clockworkcabaret.podhoster.com/index.php?sid=2143&pid=10878 The Clockwork Cabaret no no This is a test of the Sky Pirate Broadcasting System! This is only a test! Had this been an actual installment of The Clockwork Cabaret, you would have heard far more nattering about. Delight as Klaude & Emmett Davenport commandeer the Reverend Jynxx Midnite's 'Phantom Frequency' for an hour's time to play music o' gears. This is where it all starts, folks. Full steam ahead! steampunk ,"Davenport,sisters" 00:51:12